Obnoxious? Unnecessary? Gimmicky? You better believe it. The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Arizona, doesn't just make a two-pound hamburger that's way too big to actually put in your mouth; they also employ waitresses dressed as
strippers nurses. And if the burger's already starting to take its toll before you get up from the table you can order a wheelchair to roll you out to your car. They claim that the burger weighs in at a hefty 8,000 calories - two of these a week should be all you need to stay alive. If you need something else to further your dietary suicide you can try their fries fried in pure lard. Yum yum.